I want to unsubscribe from your newsletter, so maybe you don’t care what I think … but please don’t annoy me in the process.
Here is what was at the bottom of the newsletter. Seems straight-forward, right?
Annoyance #2: Why is updating my record given equal weight? Don’t annoy me by doubting that I want to unsubscribe. No, I do not want to you to send the newsletter to another of my e-mail addresses.
Annoyance #3: After all that, why did you send me an e-mail telling me you won’t send me any more e-mails? Don’t annoy me by e-mailing me again. A simple “unsubscribe successful” message on the page after I click is plenty.
Good riddance, you bums!